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- Bean Box just released its Seinfeld Coffee Collection.
- The blends are fun nods to the sitcom characters, like Elaine's Little Kicks and George's Serenity Now.
- You can get four samples for $28, or purchase individual 12-ounce bags for $19 to $20, depending on the variety.
Bean Box just released a limited-edition Seinfeld Coffee Collection, with signature blends for each of the four main characters: Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer. Holy cow!
"Seinfeld" debuted in 1989 but is now streaming on Netflix. The coffee collection is aimed at fans who still put up a Festivus pole every year. The set comes with four 1.8-ounce bags, or you can purchase individual 12-ounce bags.
Please permit me to explain each blend using "Seinfeld" references.
Jerry's Diner Blend
A medium Brazillian blend, Jerry's Diner is a fine choice to share with your schmoopie. Best enjoyed with a bowl of cereal or a black-and-white cookie.
Elaine's Little Kicks
While we wouldn't describe it as breathtaking, this medium-roast Mexican coffee is a real peach, great whether you're devouring a box of Jujyfruits or some muffin tops.
George's Serenity Now
Of course this blend is dark (and disturbed!), perfect for long nights cramming to be a fake architect. Sip it over a friendly game of Trivial Pursuit paired with a T-bone steak.
Kramer's Giddy Up
Not as illicit as a café latte smuggled into a movie theater, but this light and flinty Ethiopian blend will quench any pretzel-induced thirst.
The bottom line
Still not sure you should bring this collection home – where you come to play with your toys?
That's a shame. It's gold, Jerry! Gold!
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